at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Oh for… somebody put these two in a movie, please!
28 people~! That makes 304 followers total~! Thank you so very much~!
I apologize for waiting so long to say hello~!!
So, Hello to you all and welcome~! Please enjoy your stay~!
If you want to talk or ask me things, you can send me an ask or a fanmail.
I know I haven’t been on much lately, which means I haven’t posted much. This blog isn’t always sfw, but I always try to tag the naughty goods so they don’t spring up unexpectedly on anyone’s dash.
i found the original pilot script for “hannibal” and i’m laughing because
winston is not an isolated incident
[cute thing happens between otp]
[slides down in chair and pulls legs up]
[long high pitched whine]
[straightens self out and continues reading]
Hey yeah okay let’s have a giveaway because I’m really excited for Desolation of Smaug and because I buy too much fan merchandise!
- There will be one winner
- Only reblogs will count
- You don’t have to follow me but you totally can *wink wink*
- Have your ask box open
- No giveaway blogs, I’ll be checking
- If you don’t reply to my message in 24 hours I’ll pick someone else
I’m willing to ship outside of the US so don’t worry about that! And the winner will be chosen with a random number generator
Giveaway ends Friday December 13th! Good luck!!!
One week left!!!
*insert gif of Bofur saying I wish you all the luck in the world*
"Implied Sexual Content"
Get that weak ass shit out of here I want full on dick bumping not the ghost of gay sex past
when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you